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Shhh, moms and dads! This Santa Claus voice changer with effects is great for you because you can record yourself speaking, talking and singing! Then, by applying voice filters you can sound like Santa Claus! Record Christmas Greetings and play them to your little ones – make them believe Santa exists!HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!“Santa Voice Changer” free download should be your go-to “Christmas app”! 🎤 HOW TO USE the Santa soundboard? 🎤◆ Tap the button to record and start acting or imitating someone!◆ Browse the “voice effects” to choose the ones you like.◆ Edit the recordings:* change frequency, low pass, highpass, and echo* adjust flange, distortion, and tremolo* set SFX reverb and chorus◆ Save the recording and share it with friends◆ Set the “Santa Claus sound” as custom ringtones and notification soundsWhy would someone want to sound like an old man with a big belly and large white beard? Because this legendary figure brings gifts to the well-behaved and he spreads happiness!Have fun on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day with a funny voice changer app! Sound like your favorite imaginary person ever – sound like Saint Nicholas! 🎅 Features 🎅 old man voice changer ultra funny free recorder download free voice changer male to old man female to male voice changer funny sound effects old man voice recorder with filters audio editor good for “festive greetings” Christmas speech modifier audio recorder and editor studio holiday audio recorder and voice editor “Santa Claus recording” This Santa Voice Changer is customizable and you can make your funny voices and scary sounds! Use the silly voice changer editor to create custom recordings! Try saying 'ho-ho-ho Merry Christmas' in Santa's voice transformation! Use the microphone on your device to add voice filters to your recordings! Get a sound editing tool to make your voice deeper! With celebrity voice changer effects you can sound like your favorite celebrity guy who lives in the North Pole! Kris Kringle is his alias, and he is a great inspiration for voice transforming!Santa Voice Changer is one ultra funny free app to have! Sound like celebrities with this voice modulator! Change your voice and enjoy sound recording endlessly!*** This sound changer is suitable for all ages! ***Take the mic and start the Christmas celebration! Santa Voice Changer will make your Christmas wishes come true! Congratulate Xmas with original Santa Clause vocal recordings! Send personalized audio congratulations to your friends and family! Record your voice greeting funnily!This is a voice transformer that has many cool sound effects to make you sound like the biggest celebrity in the entire world – “Santa Claus”! Imitate the voice of Father Christmas and make yourself sound like famous people! Sound like an old